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Fairy tales of the Viennese wood
Film Physics or Chemistry / Season 4 Then he took saxophone, and in the lobby, where all undress, podudel. All with interest looked at me ... And when we were smaller, often with Vadka went to the bath to wash. And, of course, different uchinyali disorderly conduct. For example, taken from a newspaper. Tore it and soaked.Then sneak to kakomunibud uncle, who was soaping her head and put it into a bowl this paper. He, as if nothing had happened, began to wash. And his newspaper on the head! We at this time for conspiracy hard mylim their heads. And so we sit with soapy heads and quietly laughing wildly. He fumed: Who throws the paper!?.And who - unknown naroduto much ... Another uncle, when he soaped his heart's content, we slipped a basin of cold water. He began to wash off the soap and doused himself with icy waters. Noise was a lot! .. Soon the institute I had tails in mathematics. I do not osobennoto it worked. Besides, perhaps, mathematics is not very capable.And me, caudate, six months later safely expelled. Therefore, if it were not for mathematics, the institute was very interesting to me. I was there and trained trumpet, trombone. In general, have little idea how to play wind instruments. In the future, I, as a composer and arranger, all this is very handy.Well, when I was expelled from the institute, there and then, in March, forty-five, received a summons from the recruiting office. I was told to come to Omsk, in the regimental school. NOT every soldier dreams of becoming a mother generals gathered me in the way a bag of food. Two days to go. But the train is impossible to get! Wagons - packed, sitting on the roof.Who in uniform who are in civilian clothes. Tickets, of course, I did not buy any. We were like, hiking and gone ... I returned home, and my mother in surprise: You do not leave?!. I stormed the train several times. It was only on the third day my friend Boris pushed me out of the window of the car.I fell in standing somewhere ... In general, how to get to Omsk, I do not know, but still got to military school. In the barracks regimental schools - double bunks, narrow, with two feet, mattress. Gave us a winding: the boots were not. Sleep at night, all of a sudden you wake: the rise! All jump. Who winding Unwind - wash toilet. True, I never did not clean a toilet:all time to time. Then even adapted to wake up three minutes before the wake-up. Advance Watch Online and can not dress, so I have all been targeted - as it will wear once prokrichat command "Rise!". I first dismounting and quietly dressed. Washed, had breakfast. Then we drove to the street.Winters are cold, under thirty. We had a foreman, a pest, all hated him right.
Film Physics or Chemistry / Season 4 He seemed to be mocking us. Later, we realized he was just trying to do everything by the rules, as it should be. But then it seemed like torture. We marched, walked into the woods kudanibud.And suddenly the sergeant commanded: Lie down on the snow! Shoot! Yeah, do not wait too long! .. Sure there is at least one who did not have time. Such forced to wash the floors. Of these, then deserters were obtained.