- You, - he says - there could not lie down. I found this place - there's even one horse does not fit. This weekend we went to him in Catemaco. Cinematography took roulette. Froze. Exactly!The space is so narrow that there is not enough space to foal - the width of the seat, not more. Either a concrete wall or palm push, you know, you can not ... But I was lying there! Next to a horse! The director explained the incredible incident as follows: - In the crowd was clearly vedmachka, it's her job. You loudly teased my warnings.Here it is you and scared. With other artists in our group happened pohlesche my trouble. He has, as we returned from Mexico to Moscow, wild heart pain began. Just died! The doctors could not understand anything, no disease is not found. It download the film Pembalasan ratu pantai selatan
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