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film Mr. Pitkin: Girl on the board not communicate that they are not detected. And at some point the commander hesitated: instead they strayed from the path? And then the sergeant who served in Angola and Ethiopia in a little more than the colonel reassured: - That we can now check.They came to a large meadow, foreman beckoned everyone to stop and hide in the bush, and he pulled out of the bag opened bottle of vodka from the bottle the cork is stuck. With it, he went to the middle of the field, something grunted, jumped by imitating a monkey, put the bottle on the ground and back. - Wait. We had to wait was not long.Gorilla appeared from the other side of the field as it is unexpected. I looked around and calmly walked to the bottle. She feared nothing - she was not here worthy foes. This long-armed machine of two meters weighed, perhaps, not less than a quarter of a ton. She sat next to a bottle, and sighed: "To drink or not to drink?"Then he took the bottle firmly, pulled out his teeth and spat plug it far to the side. And then, as our former president used to say, the process has begun. In commandos jaws dropped: the mother is, rasseyskim wafted from the scene. Sergeant was pleased. - Well, the commander - he smiled - then we have passed here.And, therefore, the right path, comrades. - I would like film Mr. Pitkin: Girl on board to watch online in excellent quality, and to present this award to the little creatures - quite seriously finished the colonel. - I wanted to leave her another bottle. Yes, I talked foreman. "When he was drunk, - he said - the gorillas are very violent.Just like people. " Or maybe people just like them? Bullet in his youth, when I was a boy, I often went to Makhachkala to their relatives. And their neighbors had a dog Pulka three legs. It is very strange to run, doing a few jumps, stumbled, turns over his head and continued to run again.I asked the hostess what happened to her, and she told me the sad story of the military. What was her name before, no one remembers. Pulque her nickname later. While in Makhachkala seems on lend-lease, it came American arms. How does it come across the Caspian Sea, I can not understand. This also came with the American court stewed meat.And once even came barge with coconuts. They were unloaded at the pier, they were a long time and became a huge pile of rotting, putrid smell spreading throughout the city. The upshot was that these nuts bulldozers took off in the sea. Then, no one knew what the product is and what to do with it.The Americans, too, had no idea what we eat and what we need.
film Mr. Pitkin: Girl on the board So about Pulque. She then was still on all fours. She once dragged crushed jar of stew, and the hostess stew feed Pulque. The dog was smart, and she realized that these banks will help them survive the mistress.She began to run to the port, stealing canned. Hostess fed her and feed herself. Then she began to change these canned bread, underclothes on things and they began to live with a bullet less bearable. But one hour in stock noticed the dog and that is suspected.And when Pulka once again came for extraction and with a can of corned beef ran over the railway, he raised his shotgun and fired.